Fuck the Family

when you really despise a certain group of people

fuck the family they aint shit

by Bl33zy February 28, 2026

baby of the family

Youngest member of the family, Typically a child ex the last born

"I was definitely the baby of the family I was so many years apart for my siblings all were female. The closest age gap was with one of my sisters who is 4 years nearly 5 years older then me."

by 459395 March 21, 2023

Chonged at the family dinner

When you come home from blazing fat doobies and getting mega chonged you realise your whole family is over and they are having the family dinner while you are super chonged and your grandma says to you, “JOSH! Stop getting super chonged for the family dinner.”

Josh you need to stop getting ultra chonged at the family dinner

by The God of Many. September 3, 2023

ball in the family

archie bangs gloria, mike bangs edith. they were very close.

they dug up some dirt on that old show from the 70's seems they liked to ball in the family

by burbman69 September 18, 2023

It runs in the family

An expression to describe how sluttiness can be passed down through the generations, synonyms include: cock slap, syphillus, std concoction, and most prevelent: jox strap

60 year old pedophile: you can tell your daughter, it runs in the family.
30 year old blonde: What do you mean??
60 year old pedophile: I molested her Like I did when you were ten too!

by LORD_COCKMEISTER March 27, 2024

Focus on the Family

A Christian hate group that doesn't act at all like Christians. They protest an anti-LGBTQ+ bullying day by supporting the so-called Day of Dialogue. They believe in conversion "therapy" and generally just hate all over LGBTQ+ people. They try to enforce their primitive gender roles and illegalize abortion. They DO make some cool radio shows, though.

Fuck Focus on the Family.

by Shinobi77Gamer January 7, 2025

Home with the family

You want to guess who is NOT going to be home with their family for Thanksgiving?

Hym "Go ahead... Guess. Who is not going to be home with the family for Thanksgiving? No? Me. I work 6 days straight this week. It snowed yesterday. I am going to walk in the literal freezing cold every... Single... Day. Not that I'm the only one who going to have to do it. But ALSO... Of all the people who HAVE to do it... I am (likely) the only one who does NOT ACTUALLY HAVE TO... So, ask yourself: WHY does Hym have to do that, you think? Wait! Don't tell me! My turn to guess. I'm guessing that you are answering that question WRONG in your head right now... You are answering the question WRONG... In your head... And YOU KNOW... That the answer you just generated in your little shit-filled skull... IS NOT THE ANSWER YOU WOULD SAY... If I had a knife to one of your loved ones neck... Did I get it? Did I guess right? Did YOU guess right? About the thing? I bet you thought I was going to make a dead national guard joke, didn't you? You know, my step-father and brother are in the reserves. Or were and is, rather... Well... That's it. That's all. Happy pretending to be friends with the people you've invaded day."

by Hym Iam November 27, 2025