Textual Rut

A time when you have no text messages for several days in turn leaving you in a textual rut

Guy 1: "Dude since we got out of school ive been in a real textual rut!!"

Guy 2: "Man that blows"

by SkeeterLuuvsYuu<3 June 23, 2010

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Textual Masturbation

When a person writes or types words, phrases, sentences, articles, and the like for the sole purpose of self adulation. While similar to sexting, texual masturbation is primarily for the gratification of the person writing said text, as oppose to the one receiving or reading the text.

Can you believe he wrote an autobiography, that shit is pure Textual Masturbation ?!

by Lain of the Wired December 24, 2014

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Textual Assault

writing that is especially powerful

His writing was so poetent it constituted a textual assault on our sensibilities

by Wally Keeler March 6, 2009

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Textual Dissatisfaction

The feeling you get when your phone has a new message or missed call but the text is a lame forward from someone you barely talk to and the missed call is from a telemarketer.

Dude i've been having total textual dissatisfaction all day. I've only gotten 3 texts and they were all forwards. *facepalm*

by ThatOneDudeThatLovesYou May 13, 2010

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Textual Relationship

What losers and cheaters do. Loser women who can't get a man of their own text other womens' guys sexy fake stuff so the guy will feel all special. The cheater guys text back because they think they are special and this ho who texts them constantly really understands.

Jewel and Paul are having a textual relationship and Paul is about to lose his family over it.

by All in the Family May 13, 2010

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