Text sandwich

Driving between two vehicles being driven by women who are texting while driving.

I am lucky to be alive, I have been a text sandwich for the last 25 miles.

by Browser7 March 29, 2013

Wiener texting

The act of sending a text message by strategically flopping your chode upon the cold surface of your phone's touchscreen keyboard, then proceeding to flop it upon the 'send' key.

Person one: Bro, why the hell did you send me a bunch of random letters?
Person two: HOW DARE YOU! I was wiener texting you.
Person one: I consider it a distinct honor.

by dsman444 May 16, 2016

Placeholder Text

Placeholder Text is when one is being used as a fake partner. Often being cheated on or is not good enough for their partner.

I can’t belive john is sydni’s Placeholder Text. She sent me nudes last night

by Thiccboi12349 February 27, 2018

double texting

when someone texts you and you dont respond so they text you again later.

hailey: hi (10:11am)
hailey: hru? (1:35pm)
martin: im ok. (3:09pm)

martin: hailey wont stop double texting me. she's getting on my nerves (1:38pm)
aiden: damn man (1:39pm)

by i like correcting definitions July 04, 2020

wall of text

A massive, and terribly formatted post or write up. Your eyes might bleed from trying to read it.

I went to read that kids post but saw it was just a wall of text and gave up.

by hoodlum0 January 04, 2009

booty text

The lazy, low-commitment version of the booty call

booty text from 555-5555
What are you doing? Wanna come over and sleep in my bed?

by april1 April 01, 2008

Slur texting

A text you receive from someone who is clearly under the influence of some serious alcohol, and you have to decode the texts as they come through.

Ex of slur texting: hey what are you up to?

Slur texter: nothing mush jUst hsngkng out wuth my frienDs. Went out for a dribk.j

by Frizzbitch1234 September 04, 2014