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Texas Twizzler

when a girl gives a guy a handjob while twisting around making the guys dick twisted and red like a twizzler
Becky gave me a Texas Twizzler last night. It hurt so bad.
by Dr.Wats November 10, 2010
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Texas handoff

Where a teenage girl gives birth in a taco mayo bathroom, after giving birth she busts out of the bathroom and pitches the newborn like a football to the cashier and runs out of the door
Hayley did the Texas handoff and is having her trial now
by Lokig November 5, 2018
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Agent Texas

Agent Texas was so bad ass someone died when they saw her.
by SentryShotV8 October 25, 2015
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the texas tuck

When you get a boner and hide it by tucking it into your waste band.
Yo man I got a hard on in class and had to do the Texas Tuck
by TheTexasTuck July 14, 2017
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Texas Lawnmower

A sexual act were the couple are doing it doggy style, then the one who is doing all the work grabs their partners arms leaving them only on their knees. Then the person holding the arms proceeds to push the other around the room making motor noises while still fucking.
Johnny gave me a Texas Lawnmower last night, it was wierd.
by KinkyCarl January 23, 2014
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splendora texas

A small town between Cleveland and New Caney. People there fall into one of two categories; people who have lived there their entire lives. Participate in their children's little league games and go to every school function or meth heads. The property here is overpriced and often floods. Everyone wears cowboy boots and say y'all often. The people are either overly friendly or sketchy as fuck. Commonly called "Splendookie".
Splendora Texas is full of shit kickers and meth heads.
by Sarcastic_1978 December 27, 2016
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Texas Carbon

In a chemical compound, a carbon atom that has 5 bonds and does not exist in practice - Carbon bonds usually only have 4 bonds. Created from a bathroom stall wall in the University of Michigan Chem Building.
Prof. Karatjas likes to make his tests so hard, you might encounter a texas carbon.

Joe: Dude this is the answer fo sho.
John: Dude, wtf, thats a texas carbon.
Joe: Oh shit...
by Dude1239870 March 9, 2008
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