Testiclephobia

The fear of testicles, or the sight of seeing another males testicles. Particularly when one walks into another friends dorm room and sees his buddy playing with his nuts. This often sends a Testiclephobe into a frenzy of anger and rage, resulting in slammed doors and acts of violence and insanity.

Dude you won't believe what just happened, it was the funniest thing in the world. Rob walked into Austin's room and saw his nuts and went running out all pissed off, I guess he suffers from Testiclephobia.

by Mint Berry Crunch December 14, 2010

Cactus Testicles

When a man shaves his testicals and the hairs are now prickly stubs similar to a small cactus' needles

Kelly went to slob my knob last night but she soon left after feeling my cactus testicles

by Arven October 6, 2007

testiclay

Another pronunciation of the word testicles. It has been made famous by the character Emily Howard in Little Britain.

'Little ladies' testiclay'. (Emily Howard)

by yetanothermike February 4, 2007

Testicle Eyes

Eyes that are very sensitive to light.

Jim: Hey, I am going to take Tim to the park tomorrow. I hear it is going to be a nice sunny day.

Demetri: That's not a good idea. Tim's got testicle eyes.

by Ekaven April 13, 2010

testicle

Are you fucking kidding me? I can't believe you have to look up the definition of testicle.

Dude, seriously? Looking up "testicle?" Go back to middle school and re-take health class.

by CH4RL3S D4RW1N January 2, 2010

testicle spectacle

the act of placing ones testicles on anothers eyes while sleeping. so when they wake they see the world through testicle spectacles.

Drew you effer, you gave me the testicle spectacles when I woke up this morning! And I liked it. . .

by Drew and Brian February 26, 2008

testicle telepathy

the act of having a guy read his buddy's mind so as to complete his sentence.. or finish his thoughts

Nick and Dureid's testicle telepathy has them watching Batman in different places at the same time.

by supergirlvictory April 15, 2009