money-tense

Speaking as if you had money.

Similar to speaking in past-tense or future-tense.

Sorry, I was talking in money-tense.

by Cuddlesnug March 14, 2011

Fucking tense

being Tense more than usual,

I am fucking tense right now because my boss is about to fire me.

by I am the employee July 31, 2012

woah there bucko you seem a bit tense

me when

egg woah there bucko you seem a bit tense

by LampKing, Master of Cannibals February 17, 2021

Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid

If you want to freak out your friends, simply repeat this in a monotone voice!

"Hey James have you had a nice day?" "Tacenda, spotlight, two, association, octothorpe, xertz, strangle, numinous, tessellate, acid." "This is why you need mental help."

by CyanJames May 1, 2022

tendel

Tskji's girlfriend

Person 1-Hey do you know who tendel is?
Person 2 -Yeah she's tskji's girlfriend how tf you not know this smh
Person 1- well she's beautiful
Person 2 - yea ik but she's tskji's doe

by VnkNown221 June 3, 2021

Present perfect tense

Your birthday.
Perfect time for a presents.

- Your present perfect tense is in a week, would you like some beer and whores?

by Shadowbeast December 2, 2011

tinsel

when gray hair starts to creep into the hair on your head.

I got a haircut the other day to take out some of the tinsel.

by freq June 4, 2007