saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone

To throw up; to vomit.

I had a few too many wobbley pops last night and I spent all morning saying hi to Ralph on the big white telephone.

by northerner1 October 8, 2007

telephone

a diffenetion for anybody that talks too much and you want them to shut up

Man hang up the telephone it talks too much.

Disconnect the telephone so i can have some piece and quiet

by Kevin M. May 14, 2005

God's Telephone

When you're so wasted that you're leaning over the toilet yelling "Oh God" or similar between spasms.

Yeah, Stu was on God's Telephone on his birthday.

by Speh May 27, 2004

Telephone

The act of inserting your little finger into a girls anus and index finger into the vagina double whammy, then putting your mouth to one of the used holes and making a telephone noise.

Guy 1: Mmmm i just gave jess a proper telephone
Guy 2: Shut up your gob that is well sick

by lolatrobbie May 3, 2010

Telephone Conference

Telephone Conference: Now here is a good one. An outstanding method to tie up several people to listen to a message on the telephone that could be relayed via an email. However it does provide a good way to entertain yourself with the participants that don’t mute their phone and talk about the speaker.

Clear your schedule to participate in this worthless telephone conference.

by yodotcom March 20, 2011

bush telephone

An informal way of passing news or rumors from person to person by word of mouth.

Never trust a bush telephone. It's probably false news.

by ReneSir March 10, 2015

telephone toughguy

One who knows his shit about Telephony and Teledildonics.

"Dude, look at that BT man, he sure is a telephone toughguy."

by Soiled Undergarment July 9, 2003