Teblow

Teblow, Teblowing, Teblowing it, Teblow me: Making an empty, aggrandized show of religiosity after taking a dump, successfully parking your car, or scoring a touchdown, even though your religion speaks specifically against it, and putting your head at tool height in the process.

"Hey, since you're down there, praying about finishing your baconator, would you mind Teblowing me?"

by BDfkdhfaEDGF January 1, 2012

tefelome

like telephone, only more local (yes, league of gentlemen)

what's a tefelome ?!

by OiNK March 26, 2005

teilo

Teilo is a boy who loves singing, usually a blonde and always dated girls. Most of the time he always comes running back to that one girl/person though. Always has insecurities and makes it clear that you should know too. But is always there for you when you need him. Also really confident in talking to people though.

Person 1 - OMG not again.
Person 2 - it isn’t...
Teilo - hey guys!!
Person 1&2 - uhhhhhh!!!!

by That girl you know. January 10, 2019

Teflon Shield of Narcissism

An amazing feature of certain personality disorders that renders the individual technically immune from even acknowledging the possibility of corrective criticism; thereby preserving inherent self-destructive, exclusivistic tendencies.

So, he does realize that what he's saying is absolute BS and that fact-checking those ridiculous statements will make him look even more detached and idiotic, right?
Ummm, not exactly. Our Crapper in Chief is protected by a Teflon Shield of Narcissism that no logic can penetrate.

by YAWA April 8, 2020

Teflon

A bulletproof garment 50 Cent claims to wear. He in fact wears Kevlar, but unfortunately that doesn't seem to rhyme with "left on."

I come creepin' through the hood wearin' Teflon/Hit the corner, mothafucka get left on. - 50 Cent, In da Club.

by Balla_n***a_point_plank. February 19, 2009

Teel

Teel is not just one person but and an entire group of people. These people originate from bergen county. In Northern New Jersey. Everylast one of them boy or girl are naturally gifted athletes. From football and baseball all the way to golf and lacrosse "teels" dominate the playing field in everyway. They are looked up to as icons by many people, and many strive to be like these people. Even though for another group of people to be as gifted as "teels" is nearly impossible"

non teel="damn you teels are good at everything"

teel="yeah we know that already"

by abdcefghijklmonpqrstuvwxyz August 12, 2007

Teflon box

A waxed and over polished vagina.

Her box was so silky and nothing would stick, it was just like teflon. She had a teflon box.

by teflon box lover August 24, 2009