Teflon Turd

When one takes a shit quickly and leaves no trails when you whipe your ass.

"that was quick"
"yeah mate, teflon turd, one whipe, no dramas... too easy!"

by Spacco November 16, 2007

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Tebow Bagging

Tea bagging someone while doing the Tebow. Dropping your nuts in someones mouth while down on one knee, head down and fist to your forehead.

I Tebow bagged Mandi while she was passed out last night.

If anyone passes out early tonight I'm so going Tebow Bagging.

by Faster_b December 14, 2011

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groggy tired agitated state one is in when they have had more than enough Tim Tebow stories/hype on the TV, radio, and internet. ESPN is a large cause and side effect of this medical condition. Sadly, the only cure is Pacman Jones, hookers, and blow. See also: Skip Bayless

side effects include - not showing up until the last minute, allergies to alcohol and female body parts, prayer

Biff: Man, I love the Broncos, they are getting some LOOOOVE on ESPN.

Gary: Broncos? It's all about Tebow. I've totally got Tebow Fatigue. Let's go to the strip club and grab some food.

by ShawnKempIsMyDad December 17, 2011

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Seminifirous tablodial buttnoid

Seminifirous: semen carying
tablodial: in a tubeular shape
buttnoid: the little blue men who live in your ass and have lamps on there heads so they can see in the depths of your ass to push the turds out

i cant shit. my Seminifirous tablodial buttnoids are on vacation

by Chris the Great March 7, 2004

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