stall talker

someone who talks while using a public restroom. Bad restroom etiquette.

Jessic is stall talker & so is Sarah.

by Rosemarye R January 2, 2009

space taker

Somebody so useless in every way that all they are good at is "taking up space".

Why did we hire that guy? He's just a space taker.

That space taker just stuffs his face and play video games all day rather than help out.

by trustruss September 30, 2015

Caldwell Tanner

Man who does most of the Illustrations on College Humor.com

He does weekly drawcasts with Riley, Creighton, Owen, and Kevin Corrigan, where he draws comics and talks about Back to the Future.

Did you see the Drawcast last week? Caldwell Tanner talked about Back to the Future!

by thatquietkid June 18, 2010

Tanera

The most amazing person you could ever meet! She is not only beautiful on the outside but her beauty on the inside is what makes her such a delight to be around! Anyone would be lucky to have Tanera as a bestfriend.

Who is that girl? She is so beautiful! OH that's Tanera!

by HeeyChey October 17, 2013

Tankersley

A down right beast at pretty much everything. Good looking, athletic, smart, sensitive, charming, friendly. Also known as Tank..

Dude, Tankersley is such a beast. Man, Tankersley is a legit person. Tankersley will look out for you

by Leholeho January 19, 2013

one-way talker

A person who talks AT you. A self-obsessed individual who lacks interest in anything someone else has to say.
(A key sign that you are talking to a one-way talker is when they start using names of people you clearly wouldn't know as if you did. Example: One Way Talker says "I was at work and Nancy was like..." and you sit there thinking "Who the fuck is Nancy?")

I was at this party last night and I met this lady who I was really into but then I realized she was a one-way talker so I just wound up getting really bored.

by Josh and Ben November 11, 2006

Smooth Talker

Someone who has a very rare ability to say all the right things at the right time. Even when a situation is not in their favor, by the end of the night their uncanny ability with words has turned a unfavorable situation into an advantage. They are charming and possess all the people skills then some, they can talk their way out of or in into anything they want. Even more deadly if the person is hot. Basically they can sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman wearing white gloves.

If anyone else was speeding that fast they would be in jail, but Johnny is such a smooth talker the cop ended up escorting him where he needed to go.

by Not Webster April 19, 2009