cork taint 

The musky taste of wine that went bad. As if someone rubbed the cork on their taint before corking the bottle.

This wine has some cork taint, it smells like my hookup last weekend.

cork taint by Broteins December 16, 2017

check my taint 

a good phrase to use when someone pisses you off, gets a few laughs and leaves people wondering what the fuck you just said.. equivalent to saying suck my dick or suck my clit but who doesn't like to check someones else's taint right?

"hey man sorry about taking your girl, bro check my taint your a douchebag"

check my taint by CondorGiftard January 30, 2012

Nose Taint 

The part of skin on the underside of the nose betwixt the cartilage and the thick skin. The part that gets peirced for a septum piercing

When I went to Get my Septum pierced the Piercer grabbed my nose and said "Got your nose taint".

Nose Taint by I got you back April 12, 2009

Tahnee 

One sexy mo-fo of a woman, she's crazy, funny, beautiful, energetic like the energiser bunny, cute, sexy, bubbly, gorgeous, happy, always smiling, jumping and dancing around, singing, laughing and always looking hot. Always friendly and talkative, get on her bad side but & you'll know about it and wish you hadn't.

She's sweet yet harsh, innocent but bad. Only a very select few know the many sides of the real Tahnee.

I wish I was in Tahnee's league... She's so amazing!

Tahnee by annonomonousss September 27, 2011

Chris Chan's Taint Piercing 

Similar to Occam's razor but with a twist. Instead of the simplest answer is the right one it's the stupidest, most unnecessary solution is going to be the one put into practice.

"dude why did Chris Chan do that" "It's Chris Chan's Taint Piercing I guess"

Chris Chan's Taint Piercing by Alberthalperstram August 17, 2021

Taint Face 

A Term of Endearment, used for those who are a complete Dickhead, and have an ass-chin. Therefore, Their Face would be the 'Taint'. Hence The Name, Taint Face.

Wow! That Dickhead, with an ass-chin, was a real Taint Face!

Taint Face by ScrotumBalls February 23, 2009

Hot as Satan's Taint 

A simile meant to convey the overbearing heat and/or stuffiness of an environment.

The AC in Evan's jeep is broken, so the cab was hot as Satan's taint during our six hour trek to Purdue.

Hot as Satan's Taint by KurayamiShikaku February 8, 2010