Twotswatting

A girl who prevents another girl from getting laid.

Like CockBlocking for girls.

Originally from Dane Cook stand up

Jenny: Wow Kelly why'd you tell that guy I had a boyfriend, I could've brought him home, you need to stop Twotswatting.

Kelly: Hah.

by True Fantasy Football Boss January 10, 2010

twoasted

Being drunk and high off weed at the same time.

Man, I went to the club last night and I was twoasted!

by lala sd gurl September 3, 2010

Twobs

Friends who are wannabe twins

Kim and Susan are such twobs

by osnapitzaseahorse June 19, 2016

twosing

when you and your best friend twin at losing in life

me: i burnt my tongue
her: me too
me: twosing

by twosers December 11, 2016

twofer

A compilation CD combining two albums originally released separately on one disc or with mono and stereo versions on one disc or sometimes in a Deluxe Edition

Examples of the 2 separate albums on one disc include Gram Parsons' "GP" and "Grievous Angel" , the bulk of the Beach Boys' CD reissues of the 60s-70s albums issued in 1990 and 2001, the Flying Burrito Brothers' "Definitive Collection" comp combining "Gilded Palace of Sin" and "Burrito Deluxe" on one disc, the Best of ? and The Mysterians CD combining the "96 Tears" and "Action" albums on ABKCO, the Pozo-Seco Singers' "Time" and "I Can't Make It With You" albums on one CD, the Kingston Trio CD reissues of the Capitol catalog save for their Christmas album. John Mayall's Bluesbreakers has been mono/stereo twofered, the Supremes' "Where Did Our Love Go" album has been mono/stereo twofered in its Anniversary Edition, Jethro Tull's "This Was" has been mono/stereo twofered as part of a Deluxe Edition, Buffalo Springfield's self-titled debut, a lot of the Rascals' CD reissues on Collector's Choice Music including the Amazing Rhythm Aces' "Stacked Deck/" "Too Stuffed To Jump" and "Toucan Do It Too"/"Burning The Ballroom Down," lots of the Jackie Gleason albums, etc., and for that matter, a lot of the other CDs on that label and it's successor, Real Gone Music, are twofers, the same with a lot of the CDs on Collectables including CDs by Billy Joe Royal, Gary Puckett and The Union Gap and many other artists.

by Bradley Olson January 27, 2017

Twoff

A portmanteau formed by combining the British English slang terms “twat” and “toff.” Twat is a noun referring to a particularly stupid or obnoxious person. Toff is a derogatory term referring a rich or upper-class person.

Former British prime minister is a right twoff.

by Don T. Beadick January 12, 2019

Twosing

Sharing a cigarette with one other person, where one person smokes half and the other finishes off the remainder of the cigarette.

They were twosing a cigarette because it was the last cigarette between the the two of them

by HaffyQOmar July 3, 2019