traffic accident

When you have to pee really bad but are stuck in traffic and just can't hold it any longer.

I really shouldn't have stopped for that beer after work because the freeway was jammed and I had a traffic accident- now I have to get the car detailed to get the piss out of the seat.

traffic accident by Omar O. Ungh October 7, 2010

Traffic Tics 

Uncontrollable tics that involve the middle fingers of one or both hands

child in car: why is that man his finger pointing upward.
mom in car: dear, he just has a case of traffic tics.

Traffic Tics by RubyD September 29, 2008

Traffic Jam Hot Tea

Peeing into a plastic cup while stuck in traffic, and leaving the cup with the lid and straw reattached, out on the roadway surface.

I was stuck in that traffic jam for three hours and had to go SO BAD I had no choice but to do the Traffic Jam Hot Tea!

Traffic Jam Hot Tea by LarryMurgatroid May 26, 2010

Traffic Car 

A traffic car is a car that would be seen on a daily basis. An example of what a traffic car isn't is a Lamborghini.
Don't post a Honda or NiggerSVO will ban you

Andrew: That's a traffic car you're getting banned

Traffic Car by itzt August 10, 2019

Traffic Jam 

A very popular drink mixing Red Bull and Vodka

I am going to have a bunch of Traffic Jams Friday night

Traffic Jam by T-JAM August 5, 2009

Traffic Control 

The dangerous job of setting up lane closures so road construction can be accomplished. Consists of setting up signs, arrowboards, and deliniation devices. Traffic control technicians also instal temporary pavement markings. These include the white and yellow lane dividers and edgelines. They spend their work day trying not to get killed and making it safe for drivers and workers

Without proper Traffic Control road construction would not be possible.

Traffic Control by Sublime0901 January 17, 2009

traffic study

Traffic in NJ.

Lincoln tunnel is experiencing about 15 minutes worth of Traffic Study

traffic study by grozniy_99 January 9, 2014