Don't come to school tomorrow

School shooter

Super edgy kid: Don't come to school tomorrow!
Me: well f*ck everyone gonna die tomorrow.

by Sandy hook shooter April 24, 2017

until tomorrow

a conman trend for annoying bitches to do when they’re bored and no one wants to talk to them because corona can’t let them go to school.

“until tomorrow 🥺🍯”
comments - “girl stfu”

by cr1zyfrog March 25, 2020

Past tomorrow

A different way of saying "The day after tomorrow".

Michael: Hey bro, wanna go out tomorrow?
Jimmy: Nah man, gotta be sober past tomorrow.

Alex: Yo bro, how's it going, you gonna start your drive across the country tomorrow?
Simon: No, past tomorrow.

by Terry Tuna August 28, 2020

man of tomorrow

Nickname of Superman. The world's most recognizable superhero.

Superman is the man of tomorrow

by Superman1997 October 9, 2013

i'll do it tomorrow

when you don't feel like doing anything and want to procrastinate

"do your homework."
"i'll do it tomorrow"

by Lukatz June 4, 2005

Dude I'm off tomorrow

Used in the work place when you do not work the following day in the following situations

1: To express why you are not doing one of your required tasks.

2: Response when someone reminds you of something you didn't do.

3. To express your degree of not giving a shit.

Joe: Shouldn't you be sweeping the store?
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow

Jane: You didn't file your reports
You: Dude I'm off tomorrow

Bill: The boss is gonna be fucking pissed, the store looks like shit, and there is missing money.

You: Dude I'm off tomorrow.

by Senbonzakura713 April 11, 2009

If I am not here tomorrow, Remember me today

A quote by poet, artist, activist Justin Thomas La Plante coined, march 27th 2011 on his facebook page and twitter stream.

Meaning:
Know me as I am now for it is the best I am, if I am not here tomorrow.

"If I am not here tomorrow, Remember me today". _Quote, La Plante

by Mr. SnowmanPants April 12, 2011