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twi-told

Short for twice-told; stale.
The joke you told just now is twi-told; I have already heard it.
by uttam maharjan February 24, 2012
mugGet the twi-toldmug.

Wu. It works. I told you it would.

Wu. It works. I told you it would.
Wu. It works. I told you it would.
by Gothic Miscreant October 8, 2023
mugGet the Wu. It works. I told you it would.mug.

just got told

Clearly a misunderstanding of the phrase, "(you) just got owned."

The word "told" simply conveys an idea of verbal transference of information. The connotations are completely neutral, and any negative value incorrectly associated with "told" should more accurately be attributed to the content of the actual information being told ("Don't shoot the messenger," indeed). On the other hand, ownership (especially in a historical human context) is generally never a good thing.
"I just got told that my mom gave birth to a happy, healthy boy; my new brother!"

"Oh shit, I heard you just got told by that girl you asked out that she was a sophomore in high school and maybe you should look for someone your own age; a senior.......senior citizen!! You just got owned, son!!"
by mynöduesp January 11, 2020
mugGet the just got toldmug.

told bro we geek hard

A phrase commonly used among used on social media, to describe someone who is visibly under the influence of drugs, often to a significant degree. It's typically used in a casual, sometimes humorous context, acknowledging the intense effects of drug use.
Jeff: "Bro, Miles just hit three blinkers earlier, he hasn’t moved for 20 minutes."*
- Mike: "Told bro we geek hard."
by skullbowl444 November 27, 2023
mugGet the told bro we geek hardmug.

The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.

A way of saying "You know I'm right" when someone gets angry at you for speaking the truth. According to scripture, the Pharisees were a group of Jewish elders in Judea (the name of Israel under Roman occupation) who took every chance they could get to catch Jesus and his disciples lacking.
Virgin Woke Urbanist: Amtrak is bad! travel cross-country by air! Or on a Greyhound bus!

Chad Nerd: Actually, there's nothing wrong with Amtrak, and aside from Greyhound, they were picking up the slack during the recent airline meltdowns.

VWU: NO! SHUT UP! THAT'S NOT TRUE!

CN: The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.
by Stupidly Sophisticated January 15, 2023
mugGet the The Pharisees hated Jesus because he told them the truth.mug.

God told me to do it

Hym "God told me! God told me to do it I just, I don't know, I just have to do it, right?"
by Hym Iam August 18, 2024
mugGet the God told me to do itmug.

what i told you

Ghetto saying for "what did I tell you "
by cmctx73 August 14, 2017
mugGet the what i told youmug.

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