Titus

Titus is a very funny guy who can make anyone laugh. He can be kind sometimes but is very self-centered, Lots of girls will probably like him. He is very creative in arts and music. And their horoscope will most likely be Leo.

Person 1 (Titus): *talks to girls*
Person 2: he is probably a titus!

by WhatALozerrrrrr May 14, 2018

Totes Pressed

Totally Depressed

Girl 1: Man, after that chick came back from her vacation, she's been totes pressed.

Girl 2: I know. Such a downer. We totes need to get her laid!

Girl 1: Totes presh, Girl! Totes presh!

by Totes pearly January 23, 2011

Thotus Deletus

Will wipe out half of the women in the universe.

THOTUS DELETUS! Thot: I don't feel so good...

by Good Man Allah October 3, 2018

Titus Lux

Titus is always a loser and is bipolar

Damn, that Titus Lux kid is really bipolar and is really cool

by ClearlySnacks December 6, 2018

Pocket Tots

Tater tots that were in a pocket, as seen in Napolean Dynamite.

Napolean: Are you gonna eat your tots?
Pedro: No.
Napolean: Can I have them?
Pedro: Yes.
Napolean (Takes tots and inserts them into pocket, pocket tots)

by YourMumsBum July 12, 2009

Totes Emosh

Used when someone/something is very emotional (totally emotional). For example, on X Factor, the group 'Two Shoes' had the chance of being voted back into the live shows and described the situation as being 'Totes Emosh'.

'It's just totes emosh'

'I'm just totes emosh at the moment'

by TotesUrban November 29, 2011

Totes Brute

When something happens that is so brutal you have to shorten "totally brutal" because of it's awesome brutalness. It can also be used to describe heavy and brutal music. Also works with things that suck and things that are lame.

"Dude, Marty face planted on the sidewalk the other day and totally scraped his face off."

"Oh that's totes brute dude."

by D. Brute June 27, 2008