Shit-ton

Used by imbeciles to describe an abundance of something. When in fact there is very little of that something.

You and 3 of your friends are on a camping trip
You: "Wow, I sure am hungry this morning"
Friend #1: <grinning ear to ear> "Don't worry bro, I made a shit-ton of pancakes for us!!"
<The pancakes are pulled out, and there are 6 of them. That's right, 6..... for 4 adult males.>
You, Friend #2,#3, and #4: <stare at Friend #1 in utter disbelief and disappointment>

by Blindstar July 05, 2014

Half Ton

A Pick-Up Truck that weighs a half ton.

ex.) Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, Toyota Tundra, GMC Sierra, Honda Ridgeline, Dodge Ram, Suzuki Tracker

Truckguys'll tell ya, takin off from a dead stop with 10,000 pounds aint no picnic. So this half ton's got the most torque, 6-speed tranny with tow-haul mode...and 4 oversized disc breaks. Cuz stopping 10,000 pounds...aint no picnic either.

by TruckGuy May 06, 2009

Shit-ton

A shit-ton is the equal to 2000 shitloads.

We smoked a shit-ton of of bubble gum out of the 6-footer last night and everybody got crippled!

by Sidewaysusa May 17, 2008

Shit-ton

In otherwords it mean a whole lot. a ridiculously great abundance.

mom went shopping again and came back with a shit-ton of groceries she needs help unloading.

by JessdonStress September 30, 2010

2-ton

A very large bowel movement. A large dump. Refers to 2 tons of fecal matter.

We have to wait at the bottom of the lift because our friend is taking a 2-ton

by Gumbiii February 08, 2010

Slut Ton

Similar to a shit ton and a fuck ton, slut ton refers to a slut with a massive load of issues or other quantifiable elements to add to her sluttery.

My ex-wife had a slut ton of cheating habits.

by TuxPenguino October 26, 2019

Shit Ton

A large amount of sometheng. This adjective is used to express a mild amount of weight contrary to the fuck ton. The piss ton is a smaller unit

Man dude this weighs a shit ton

by THeCUteEMoBOy July 05, 2013