Shit-ton

A shit-ton is the equal to 2000 shitloads.

We smoked a shit-ton of of bubble gum out of the 6-footer last night and everybody got crippled!

by Sidewaysusa May 17, 2008

Half Ton

A Pick-Up Truck that weighs a half ton.

ex.) Ford F-150, Chevy Silverado, Toyota Tundra, GMC Sierra, Honda Ridgeline, Dodge Ram, Suzuki Tracker

Truckguys'll tell ya, takin off from a dead stop with 10,000 pounds aint no picnic. So this half ton's got the most torque, 6-speed tranny with tow-haul mode...and 4 oversized disc breaks. Cuz stopping 10,000 pounds...aint no picnic either.

by TruckGuy May 7, 2009

ton

Means to fight, scrap ect. This word is used down south

You seen that bitch get in Chris face like dat? They bout to ton in dis bitch

by David July 31, 2004

Shit-ton

In otherwords it mean a whole lot. a ridiculously great abundance.

mom went shopping again and came back with a shit-ton of groceries she needs help unloading.

by JessdonStress October 14, 2010

shit-ton

Here are the measurements:
Ton = 1000-2000
ass-ton = 2000-4000
shit-ton = 4000-10000
fuck-ton = 10000-20000

Thats nearly a shit-ton of barrels.

by old man in the attic July 10, 2016

Slut Ton

Similar to a shit ton and a fuck ton, slut ton refers to a slut with a massive load of issues or other quantifiable elements to add to her sluttery.

My ex-wife had a slut ton of cheating habits.

by TuxPenguino October 26, 2019

motta tons

a new way to measure fat people. if they exceed the age expectations then 50 kg makes 7 mt. Make them feel like dickheads. Haha lol motta tons will soon be the new way to measure weights for everbody. you cant measure a skinny person in this unit of measure.

Dave weighs 7 motta tons

by aminahbibi925 March 31, 2019