Nordic Track

To grab one's ankles during coitus in the missionary position, and move the legs back and forth like your riding a Nordic Track to orgasm.

"I rode Lynn like a Nordic Track last night, it was epic! I don't think she'll tell her friends about THAT ONE!"

by drewniverse March 27, 2010

tickle-tackle

Yet another slang term for male genitalia, but twee and camp rather than vulgar.

"If you show me your boobs I'll show you me tickle-tackle."

by Alex C W January 19, 2008

track

A sport involving lots of running at a fast pace. The hardest working athletes are usually on track. Although they get little glory they know why they do it... Fo' the LADIES

The hottest girls in the school were the long distance runners on the track team

by Urban Dictionary June 1, 2004

goat track

A golf course in terrible condition.

"I was looking forward to playing 9 holes before work, but the course my buddy picked was a goat track."

by Charlie_Foxtrot May 11, 2007

dirt track

the anal passage or bum hole usually used with regards to sexual intercourse

'when the rivers red (meaning she's on her period) use the dirt track instead!'
'stick it up my dirt track'
'my dirt track is sore'
'i've got an itchy dirt track!'

by shpannah September 7, 2006

one-track mind

A mind obsessed with a single thought or perspective. Often used to describe someone obsessed with sex.

Rie, with her one-track mind, always manages to find sexual overtones in even the most innocent of statements.

by Xile Arevius June 23, 2006

thacker dad

A big gay creature that comes out at night and feeds on assholes

I saw thacker dad out my window last night and he penatrated my dog

by BigDickRitchie August 7, 2015