tapped more times than an ipad 

When a girl has had sex with a bunch of dudes.

Tommy: Yo, I'm thinkin bout gettin wit Jacob's sister.
John: Nah, man. She's been tapped more times than an ipad.

tapped more times than an ipad by J-Rock_Darkpoint September 11, 2011

the memeyork times

The memeyork times is a popular YouTube channel of memes

"Hey have you watched the memeyork times?"

the memeyork times by OATMEAL 55 June 30, 2018

Post Chi Times 

Post chi times refers to the era of existence taking place after the birth of Kymchi. All other moments of time preceding that are now known as “pre chi times” and are infamously known as the darkest times man kind has phased since the creation of orc females. Love live dat Kym dat Chi

1- Wow did you see Formalsan just global king anduin in SW?

2- I did it was insane. Post chi times for sure dude

Post Chi Times by Sayaman January 17, 2023

about ten times 

when you are repeatedly asked a really pointless question by a plethora of different people or you are like earmuff-wearing Warren in There's Something about Mary because its what you do.

Mom: Honey did you say hello to your uncle Bob?
Me: (rolls eyes) About ten times!

from the movie:
Warren did you say hello to Ted?
ABOUT TEN TIMES!!

about ten times by m & M 08 August 2, 2008

Fast Times

Replacement for "good times" or the like, usually in reffrence to something sterotypically highschool (as in Fast Times at Ridgemont High)

Did you go to Max's party last night?
Yeah, fast times, man.

Fast Times by Boo_Radley November 7, 2008

If you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it 

An expression used before or after one takes a piss, meaning that if it takes more than three shakes to get rid of the excess pee it can be considered masturbation.

Tom: Man, I sure have to take a piss

Larry: Well be quick about it, if you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it!

If you shake it more than three times you’re playing with it by Cornyhotdogs November 7, 2017

Olden Times

A go-to word that people use to describe something medieval or ancient.

"Yeah? It was in the olden times when they tie up the girls for punishment, and the whole village takes a turn."

Olden Times by Ranterbury July 7, 2009