Christmas

they day where lonely people stay at home and shove their face with cookies while watching Christmas movies, pretending their loved by someone:(

friend: “Hey Maggie, what are you doing for Christmas?”
me: “Eating my feelings.”

by maggiesteber November 11, 2019

Christmas

starts NOV 1 !

OCT 31 : Can’t wait till my Halloween party starts!

NOV 1 : All my Christmas decor is set up!

🤡

by el :) November 4, 2019

Christmas

A complete and udder waist of time

why do we waist money on people, when we could waist it on ourselves on Christmas

by BigDragon33 December 31, 2019

christmas

literally like the best holiday ever like seriously november? thank you next. but for real christmas best vibe best decorations food and presents and snow and best movies like fr

christmas is the best holiday

by just vibing November 10, 2020

Christmas

The jolliest time of the year!

"Mom what am I getting for Christmas?". "Why should I tell you? and I'm getting you nothing because your still grounded".

by faze_buttcracks November 8, 2018

Christmas

some day where you get gifts and shit

I GOT AN iPHONE 8 FOR CHRISTMAS FAM LMFAO SHIT IS LIT

by Abattoirofficial April 4, 2016

christmas

the time where you get with your hated part of the family and have long,long awkward moments

aunt:"how is.....fuck it
you:"this is just a normal christmas with...f-f-family

by lXtheDarkestBladeXl December 20, 2014