Thanos

Thanos but his purple penis up Shrecks green ass hole
by Nimnex April 02, 2019
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40 year old Barney with a crack rock addiction
by AndiB July 10, 2020
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A lesbian purple dinosaur with the capability to wipe out 50% of the universe
"What the Thanos!!!????"
by febasif bewn May 20, 2019
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Thanos is a big, purple raisin who enjoys collecting shiny rocks for his rock collection. Thanos is, in no way whatsoever dangerous, as he just wants to kill half the universe with his rock collection. He plans to do this by collecting enough rocks, and killing half the universe. He is so keen to do this, he even sacrifices his own midget grape, whom he kidnapped from her parents, in the process.
Thanos likes shiny rocks.... ALOT!!!
by Aura Kaze May 01, 2019
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That eggplant I wanna kill because he killed half the hecking universe in The MCU
Thanos Sucks.

Yes I dont like him
by Bork Barnse November 23, 2018
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THANOS: " Do these pants make me look good"
Iron Man: " naw, you be DUMMY THICC BIG PURPLE HOT TITAN THICC BOI"
by MR. Thanos Hair October 21, 2019
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