tarmacing

during fornication, the male lays a steamy stool on the female's chest then spunks down the centre of the shit in affect making the white lines similar to those of road markings

last night i caught Ali tarmacing Dave

by RICHARD THACKER November 7, 2007

tarmaccing

The act of defecating onto another person, and wiping the faeces into a smooth surface across their body. At this point, it is popular to add "double yellow lines" of urine, or "white lines" of semen.

"Afsana enjoys tarmaccing with a horse"

"After the picnic, the children went back to the cottage for some tarmaccing"

by Andrew Cole June 2, 2007

Tarmacking

After enjoying a lady from behind, pull out, straddle her back and squeeze out a Morecombe steamer on her.

Bill had a good night with Judy last week, they both especially enjoyed the tarmacking Bill gave Judy.

After the tarmacking from Bob, Henrietta was distraught.

by Compliments of Maxim (the filth) December 20, 2004

Terabithia

the kind of pot of which the kids in the book and movie Bridge to Terabithia are smoking. it is very potent that one smoke of it will transform your surrounding into a wonderful mystical kingdom filled with magical creatures (even if you are in the middle of Times Square)

(while wandering on the forest)

Jess: What is this place?

Leslie: This is TERABITHIAAAAH! a special place for us!

Jess: Are you smoking again?

Leslie: of course dude!...here try it

(Leslie gives the pot to Jess)

Leslie: Smoke it, close your eyes while keeping your mind wide open...

Jess: (smoking) TERABITHIAAAAH! Nothing crushes us!

by hipro October 16, 2011

termagant

a scolding nagging bad-tempered woman, in other words a super bitch

My wife is a termagant mofo.

by digerati December 3, 2003

tarmac

A word cherished by news corporations in the wake of any aviation incident that occurs at any airport. Tarmac refers to any paved area on an airport and usually replaces such words as apron, ramp, taxiway, or runway. Most of these areas are actually paved with concrete and not tarmac.

Passengers were left stranded for hours on the tarmac at Chicago O'Hare International Airport after the plane suffered engine problems.

by TootMcBoot November 7, 2017

Teema

A girl who is loved, caressed, and is sassy too! Also as sweet as honey!

"Dude,did you see that chick?!?!?! She is SUCH a Teema! I love her, but i am not sure she'll fall for me man."

by Harry Potter Geek May 3, 2017