An asian teddy bear is a young asian kid usually below the age of 12 who is decent at chess and makes you want to kill yourself when you find out you're playing one. They always play incredibly fast and end up in losing positions but never resign. Basically you want to reach over the board and punch them multiple times.
by FU3GO January 4, 2024
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Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy
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Get the teddy bear mug.We need to get Timmy a Teddy bear so we don't have to keep going in his room to make sure the monster doesn't get him
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