Can't Teach Feel

This term can't be defined. It's on and if you know, then you know basis.

"Wow the Pi Kap's really want to collab on the Marg Party" - Girl 1

"Yeah, we aren't gonna collab with them on that one" - Girl 2

"They really think they are all that" - Girl 1

"Can't teach feel, our parties get rolled theirs don't" - Girl 2

by Mawnster November 18, 2022

Teach Me How To Stuckey

How to describe someone who can’t be stopped.

We could not stop the QB last night. He was trying to teach me how to Stuckey.

by QB1ndy September 23, 2022

ESL Teaching

A "job" that many grifters, low-lifes, simpletons and garden variety retards do while living abroad as an expat. Many, if not all, of those that are currently teaching ESL have failed astronomically in their home country. This includes financially owning themselves by getting one of the many useless degrees offered by today's university. An incompetence to use any job-hunting website. It also includes burning a variety of bridges with all of their friends, associates and family members. And finally, it includes a general sense of running from all responsibility due to a severe case of arrested development.

Ironically, many of their students, ESL Speakers, are trying to have a better life, work hard and take life head on.

Blue-haired coffee shop barista: I double majored in English Creative Writing with an emphasis on poetry, and general Philosophy, and I've had it. I've been working here for 6 long years. Too long, too long. Next week, I'm moving for an ESL Teaching job abroad for $800/month. It's GOOD money, and allows me to save each month to pay off my $120,000 of student debt.
Engineer, former friend: That's great.

by Former Expat October 14, 2022

Teach

Colloquial way of referring to a female teacher in Jamaica.

Hey teach'. Can I drop the work off later?

Whagwan teach, you looking hot today, man!

by Tropical Rythms December 9, 2021

an attempt at teaching

most substitute teachers

wow that was a fun an attempt at teaching

by sun tzu_closerelativeofgenghis December 23, 2021

TEACH

Talk English At Computer Hardware; an informal term for the attempts at online educational activities to replace traditional classroom teaching during the Covid19 pandemic .

The teachers are going to TEACH again, turning on their computers and hoping that a student will respond this time.

by mackyaj September 18, 2021

The Teaches of Peaches

An album released by Canadian artist Peaches in 2000. Also a phrase from the song Fuck The Pain Away, which is having a cultural revival in 2021 due to an epic, upbeat cover on the Netflix show Sex Education

What else is in the Teaches of Peaches?

by godless confessional September 26, 2021