michigan tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use corn husks instead

This coronavirus has emptied the stores of all the TP so I had to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!

by Jar Lie March 14, 2020

Michigan Tamale

When you run out of toilet paper and are forced to use a corn husk to wipe your smelly ass

This damn corona virus has the entire country on a TP shortage, so I was forced to make a half dozen Michigan Tamales!

by Jar Lie March 14, 2020

texas tamale

when you shit in a her mouth

ay girl wat dat mouf do lemme give you dat TEXAS TAMALE

by omgTIGG February 04, 2016

cold tamale

She drinks a slushee, then she gives you a blowjob.

I hope she's enjoying those slushees, I can't wait to feel them are on my dick. The best cold tamale I'll ever get.

by Don'tTakeItPersonally February 19, 2017

Hot Tamale and Run

When you put a ton of hot sauce in a big bag, put your baby in it, and run away

I just Hot tamale and run some bitches baby

by Rantheman3333 March 21, 2019

Tamale Box

Another way to discribe "hot pussy". It Came from the act of taking a handful of Hot Tamales candy from a friend's box without consent and then owning it. "I just raped your tamale box" which sounded hot, like a hot chick with a hot box". Tamale Box

Man she is hot, I'd like to get into her Tamale Box!

by Stylin'Jack January 30, 2023

A Poncho short of a Tamale stand

Someone who's brain is not functioning at full capacity.

She's a poncho short of a Tamale stand cause when we go to the petting zoo, she eats dirt with the sheep.

by Titan2014 July 01, 2017