Sweeze

A sneeze while having Swine Flu OR a Swine Flu Sneeze. Can also be used as a question or suggesting someone may have Swine Flu.

"Was that a sneeze or a sweeze?"
"Don't sweeze on me"
"I think I just sweezed!"

by Ad.Co August 6, 2009

steezyness

The amount of steez that a person can hold. Steezyness is how much style they have, with ease of coarse.

Amy wishes she had the kind of steezyness that Jason walks this earth with; everyday.

by Circlebox July 7, 2007

Sweezel

A mix between a snake and a weasel

Aaron: Casey's spirit animal is a sweezel.
Braxton: yeah casey's shady as fuck.

by Sydney spanks June 13, 2015

skeezy

a mix of sketchy and sleezy

He kept repeating that nothing happened when it did, he's hellof skeezy.

by paella December 28, 2005

sneezy webster

You know when you are fucking a cow in the nostril and you block it's other nostril with your hand so it can't breath and has to open it's mouth and licks your balls with its tongue, that's a sneezy webster

Having sex with a cows nose is the crux of a sneezy webster

by Papa Burgundy December 1, 2007

Sweetzy

A term of endearment for someone who is extremely sweet and gorgeous beyond normal levels and has a golden heart. These individuals are very rare to find but when you do find one, make sure you let them know they are Sweetzy.

person 1: my gosh... you're sweeter than honey and more gorgeous than gorgeous
person 2: aww... thats so nice. but...
person 1: no really... you're so so... sweetzy :)

by linderon July 5, 2010

Skeezy mattressism

The sweet powdery snow that cushions your landing at the end of a ski jump, aptly named after you complete botched a landing and told everyone you didn’t care because “it’s like falling on a mattress” However your friends clearly misunderstood you and thought you said mattressisms. Thus, your own attempt at adding words to the already overly stupid hipster snow sports language began. Adding skeezy (whatever that means) just makes the term sound more “user friendly” to all the hipster mountain douchebags that like speaking the slang language.

“Yo bro, did you see that narley ass kicker I hit over there?”

“ Hellz yeah dude, you nailed that sweet backside twisty fakey and landed in to that sweet ass Skeezy Mattressism”

by chestwick January 25, 2011