swamp ass

Swampass is the upgraded way to tell if a homie is being legit fr ong. If a homie lies on swampass they aint a homie anymore

Person 1"yo brother did you hug my girl?"
Person 2 "naah bruv aint no way i hug dat b"
Person 1 "on swamp ass bro"
Person 2 "ok g u got me ther cu I hugged dat bbg and dat b wuz damp as fuukk slime...soory c"
Person 1 "wow bru the fuu that messed c but im glad we can be honasst"

by realone1c October 12, 2022

Shitty Swamp Ass

A type of swamp ass attained at work by somebody afflicted with hemorrhoids, after taking a shit (induced by eating hot sausage @ a local carnival) first thing in the morning then working all day in direct sunlight on an 85 degree day, one usually gets diaper rash following this type of swamp ass if not treated right away.

Greg: "What's that smell & why you walkin' so funny?"

Tim: "I got that shitty swamp ass going on today bro my wife is gonna be pissed when I throw these clothes in the hamper!"

Greg: "You need some man-pons my friend.."

by CADAVER1986 August 21, 2011

swamp ass

*when the ass region feels hot wet and murkey...

hey hunni get the baby's desiten i have swamp ass for the third time this week!

by bob hastle February 20, 2004

swamp ass

when you get a build up of sweat between ur butt-hold and privets or just ur ass

steve was playing football and he got swamp ass so now every body calls him swampass steve

by jamie November 23, 2004

Swamp Ass

To be completely and honestly serious.

A reply used by people who have been questioned on the truth of their comment.

To be truthful and not lie.

Guy 1: Dude, I swear its a phrase, we use it all the time back home. Swamp ass!

Guy 2: Wow, I guess you're telling the truth.

by swamptastic May 24, 2012

Swamp ass

Swamp ass is when you are sitting for so long that you feel a puddle of sweat forming around your ass. this often occurs during road trips and sitting in those god awful plastic chairs at school.

oh god this chair is giving me major swamp ass.

by hecking cool person June 17, 2019

swampuss

A portmanteau combining the words "swamp" and "pussy"; it occurs when a female ceases to wash her va-jay-jay for an extended period of time, resulting in said va-jay-jay reeking of an odour so foul that one could start a bush fire by simply lighting a match near the fumes.

Jim: Yo, how was it with Katie last night? You get it in?
John: Dawg, I couldn't even get hard! Her swampuss was so bad that the fumes incinerated my condom!

by traphouse333 June 20, 2018