Swamp Donkey

the state in which ones taint, testicles, and/or ass will become sweaty and nasty after playing sports on a hot summer day, often enhanced by the use of compression shorts.

Man, I can smell that swamp donkey all the way over on the other side of the locker room.

Say that one more time and I'll drip my swamp donkey on yo' face, bitch.

by JustinBrittanyAshleyWVU April 25, 2008

swamp donkey

Kind of lady my friend Mr Mills would pay good money to impregnate.

Oi Millsy - are you bending one in that SWAMP DONKEY again ???? You catch something, for sure !!

by Willy Wonka September 29, 2003

Swamp Donkey

a dread head party girl who drinks vodka till the cows come home and falls over and rolls in the mud >>> ( most are called alex)

by jon June 3, 2003

Swamp Donkey

A nasty skank that you wouldnt touch... but under the influence may be tempted to wordchop.

She is a swamp donkey, but i would still chop her.

by Bill the Shetland Pony August 20, 2003

Swamp Donkey

A BadAss Ford F250 that is strong as a mule. A very powerful man that grew up in South East Texas. Not afraid of, and will serve up a good 'Ol Fashion grass sandwich and always brings a gun to a knife fight. Woman adore him and dudes want to be like him.

I think there was a Swamp Donkey here last night, my Mom made some crazy ass noises all night.

by Mackabilly December 10, 2019

swamp donkey

a particularly ugly female.
the origin is unclear, but is a popular term among ex-pat South Africans.

'Did you have a big night out?'
'Crazy. I woke up next to a swamp donkey.'

by keralite January 3, 2008

swamp donkey

Noun. A woman in desperate need to be fucked. Most often found hounding the keg and handles. Characteristically of wider stature/ or have gained a wider stature (usually after peaking in the beginning of college)

Haha, look at that swamp donkey over there waiting to be slayed!

That girl is such a swamp donkey

by danorlan711 September 22, 2010