bruce shaffer

Bruce Shaffer is a handsome big guy he is really tall and strong. He loves to play video games and basketball. He has brown eyes and brown hair

Bruce Shaffer is awesome

by TheBestThereEverWas89 May 21, 2018

Swiffer

A god-like asshole that calls all shots in his whole social congregation at school. It does not matter if you hate him or not, you respect him for his intelectual superiority.
Does not ALWAYS know the answers, but is more that happy to teach his wisdom to those who seek it.

"Swiffer's last rant at the lunch table--you know, the one where he CR-Vd' me-- was The Tits!!!

by Brandon "Swiffer" A. February 25, 2005

Dirty Swiffer

To tickle a girls vaginal area with a feather

Seth just gave Sarah a dirty swiffer and she cannot stop laughing.

by shawnjay May 17, 2009

cassidy shaffer

a poser who thinks she's the most legit person ever. she copies everybody because she doesn't know who her true self is. she dyes her hair periodically because she thinks its makes her cool. she is the fakest bitch on the face of the planet.

My name is cassidy shaffer and i'm a fake vegan!

by christoferdrew2 July 9, 2010

Shwaffelwaffel

A type of dutch biscuit, pronounced by an English person who can't really remember what they're called.

"Mmm, can I have a shwaffelwaffel?"

by EnglishBiscuit October 16, 2008

Swafeltyping

The act of using one's junk to input words on a smartphone device or keyboard

Jim: Hey bro did you get my text?

Phil: Dude, it was like all 'B's

Jim: Yeah..Swafeltyping

by drtyho September 10, 2013

swaffledunk

To be victorious by a large amount yet it only benefits oneself as much as if you were victorious by a normal amount; To overkill with grace.

(In a game of Hearthstone)
Dude 1: *Is on one hp*
Dude 2: *Kills Dude 1 with an eight damage blow*
Dude 2: Get swaffledunked, bitch!

by Clear Lens Cap November 20, 2015