1 hand surfer

to surf the web for porn, by having one hand on the mouse and the other on your dick also be one handed typist.

i didnt answer the door cause i was one hand surfing

by yyou November 2, 2003

butthole surfer

A member of the Texan psychedelic punk band called THE BUTTHOLE SURFERS, that made some awesomely weird records in the 1980s.

Locust abortion technician,Hairway to steven,Electric Larryland.

by mugwump November 13, 2004

Surfer Prep

Cross between Skater and Prep. Very relaxed and possibly likes the "hippie style." Often times never surfs but likes to wear surfer brands although this doesn't necessarily make him/her a poser (unless they actually talk about surfing even though they never do it).

Dude, they ladies dig the surfer prep look, they'd like it even better if you actually surfed, poser.

by LEEX87 July 26, 2005

cock surfer

someone who likes to surf, but comes into more contact with cocks than waves. They essentially are very homosexual, and are open about it.

I saw that dude tear up the waves the other day, too bad he isn't out everyday practicing cause he's a cock surfer.

by Kdawg3000 September 3, 2008

surfers paradise

a different type of nightlife, somehow very crap in a way. Very hot chicks who are basically the opposite of easy, expensive, terrible clubs with sticky alcohol soaked floors and dumbass bogans who want to fight you. and all the crappy commercial rnb music you could hope for

no need surfers paradise

by mr. jesus18778 November 14, 2009

Soul Surfer

A surfer who surfs/tries to surf 24/7 and sleeps, eats does everything on the beach. Doesent work only surfs but they are highly respected by normal surfers.

Dang is ed going to work today?

Nah man hes a soul surfer hes going surfing today.

by a real soul surfer August 23, 2009

Bathroom surgery

Cutting yourself in the bathroom.

"She performed bathroom surgery to ease the mental pain."

"You've got a funny way of showing off your bathroom surgery / You said you were just cooling down / ... / I've never seen arms like yours / I've never seen scars like yours." — Alkaline Trio

by muirne December 17, 2017