sumo sexing

Two people over two hundred fifty pounds attempting to have sex.

Jim: Did you hear about the porno tape the people off of the Biggest Loser made?

Bob: Yeah it was total sumo sexing!

by Bored teens June 23, 2010

sumo thong

does not protect against Duck Butter

my fingers smell terrible because of the sumo thong

by ToneDick January 15, 2006

sumx

Sometimes

I dn't blm u 4 getn tird of chtn 2me, hey I get tired of talkn 2 myself 2 sumx 2.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

sumo punch in the cock

When a large Asian man with fat hands palms your cock with such force your cock becomes an innie bellie button.

Steve took a sumo punch in the cock and had to get his balls re-descended.

by Swoops June 16, 2016

sumofabitch

Black vernacular for son of a bitch. Most recently coined by comedian Bernie Mac.

Lemme tell ya somthing ya sumofabitch.

by Your Mom January 5, 2004

sumo crush

A move used in sumo wrestling in which an opponent tried to unbalance their opponent, similiar to a bear hug.

By a sumo crush, she is declared winner of the sumo match.

by Niel Groud April 26, 2005

Sumo_monkey22

1. The most hansomest kid in the world.
2. One hot tamali

Look at Sumo_monkey22 he is hot!

by dave November 18, 2003