by I'mJustSayin... July 13, 2009
When a guy sits down on a toilet seat to take a dump and his junk breaches the surface of the water. The depth at which one's penis becomes submerged is obviously determined by the abnormal level of water in the toilet. This is often caused by a previous visitor's overzealous donation, clogging the toilet and exponentially compounding the problem...you now have a package that is not only wet, but wet with the aftermath of someone else's bombing run.
Dude, that crap would have been perfectly executed if it weren't for the purple submarine action...I'm gonna go shower.
by Encephalitis Jones June 10, 2004
When a man has not had sex for a long time while living on a submarine. He will violently rape anything in sight including women, assholes, monkeys, apple peels or mouths. His hormones are so raging that he will ejeculate on anything he sees. This is the reason why women are not allowed on submarines.
by djgcma2 December 03, 2010
by Kablammis November 16, 2016
by D Kep November 25, 2016
1) I got submarine drunk on Friday, and now I have to pay to replace the ceiling in the apartment below mine.
2) Careful about getting SubMarine Drunk. That's how Whitney Houston died.
2) Careful about getting SubMarine Drunk. That's how Whitney Houston died.
by MarcDemo June 02, 2018
by MarcDemo June 02, 2018