Definitions by MarcDemo

birdsplosion 

What happens when a bird is struck by an object moving at a high rate of speed.

Did you see the birdsplosion in the rear view mirror after you hit that goose on the highway?!

birdsplosion by MarcDemo November 24, 2022

Glacial Log 

A portion of tree carcass that travels downhill without rolling. Glacial Logs travel via sliding action and sometimes have an unknown source of locomotion.

A Glacial Log battering-rammed its way into my tent last night. It was like a slow motion version of that scene from Evil Dead.

Glacial Log by MarcDemo June 30, 2018

submarine drunk 

When you get so drunk you flood all or a portion of your dwelling.

I got submarine drunk and now I have to replace the ceiling in the apartment below me.

submarine drunk by MarcDemo June 12, 2018

Submarine Drunk 

When you get so drunk you flood your dwelling.

1) I got submarine drunk on Friday, and now I have to pay to replace the ceiling in the apartment below mine.
2) Careful about getting SubMarine Drunk. That's how Whitney Houston died.

Submarine Drunk by MarcDemo June 12, 2018

Kaitlin Factor 

A military-grade level of planning, organization and precision normally reserved for special operations missions and political coups.

I was worried about starving to death on my trip to the Amazon. Luckily, the Kaitlin Factor prevailed.

Kaitlin Factor by MarcDemo November 8, 2016