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Straight up

1. That guy straight up just took off his clothes in public.

2. Straight up, I'm not playing with you.

3. If he asks you where you were, be straight up, don't lie about it.
by Some Guy 88 March 9, 2019
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dude stain

a stain resulting from expelled jizm; typically presents itself on some sort of fabric our coushion in which its discovery is appalling
DUDE! Check out the massive dude stain he left on her pillow!
by hammermill123 February 23, 2009
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Strainer Job

A fetish act. A person holds a clear plastic/glass strainer mere inches from their face, and another person violently sprays semi-chunky soup like diarrhea from their anus into the strainer. The strainer then strains the liquid fecal matter onto the recipient's face. The left over chunky fecal matter can be used as seen fit. (Note: for suggested uses ov the solid fecal matter, please refer to the list below.)

1.) Eat the solid fecal matter.

2.) Use the solid fecal matter for a fecal transfer.

3.) Insert the solid fecal matter back into the person's anus who originally discharged it, and go for round two.

4.) Make chocolate chocolate-chip cookies. (Use dingle berries for chocolate-chips.)

5.) Use as warpaint.

6.) Make brownies.

7.) Soft serve icecream.

8.) Fudge blocks.
"Open up my pretties, it's feeding time." squawked Debra. As she squatted down, her hairy, flabby, ass in full view through the strainer. She then proceeded to violently shit chunky shit soup in the strainer all over Jasen and Brent's smiling faces as they held hands and asked for another strainer job.
by BigEvil13 August 9, 2016
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Straight Business

The act of being a boss, player, pimp or just an all around no nonsense guy. Keeping composure when things get out of hand. Also can be shortened to Straight Biz.
Dude Matt Damon was straight Business in that movie Bourne Identity.

Dude that guy looks sick in a tie, hes totally Straight Biz.

Man Mr. Reynolds doesn't mess around, he is Straight Biz.
by dthedancer October 15, 2010
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Straight Kassab

1. An inconsiderate action or position.
2. To destroy, begrime, or clutter.

3. A grandiose sense of entitlement.
4. The condition or quality of Eric Kassab.
Roomate 1: "I woke up and found socks on the coffee table!"
Roomate 2: "Pff...that's straight Kassab"
by TheyCalledHimToby May 17, 2013
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straight switch

when in a hetereosexual relationship you can play the role as dominant and submissive
Person 1: what do you like in bed?
Person 2: straight switch
Person 3: what's that?
Person 2: where she can dominate me or I can dominate her
by Straight Switch April 2, 2015
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Straight For The Stroke

A woman who isn't the best looking, but good enough to engage in intercourse with.
Lisa ain't a bad bitch but she's straight for the stroke!
by BigBen9519 January 25, 2017
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