black people stole my TV

When a person of a darker nature steals ones TV

dude 1 : black people stole my TV?!?!
dude 2 : Why are you surprised?

by lolz_burger December 13, 2012

i didnt say she stole my money

This sentence is funny because it takes on a new meaning with every word you emphisize
See below

I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY

by JerryNotDemon December 30, 2016

Stolas

Stolas (In mythology) is a Prince of Hell, other known as the Owl Demon.

You may have heard of him in Helluva Boss, which is why you're quite curious.

"Stolas? Stolaaas!!!"

by dominicjkl October 29, 2022

shoe stole

To steal someone in the lip; To kick ones butt and steal thier shoes.

Man, that mug got shoe stole.

by FURG March 11, 2005

stoller

one who has an amazing personality and extremely well endowed

Wow, that's like as big as a stoller!

by Sarah Sw... February 4, 2006

stoled

past tense of stole, usually used by slack-jawed yokkles.

he done stoled my wheels!

by turd ferguson March 17, 2005

mink stole

a brilliant and severely under-rated comedic actress. Well known from John Waters films. She popularized the term 'pigfucker'.

Mink Stole is soooooooo fabulous.

by David October 28, 2003