sandwich statement

a comment made that does not pertain to anything intelligent.

"so sometime i can only eat half of a sandwich because the other half is gross to me"
damn that was such a sandwich statement

by dicklick101 October 24, 2009

waste statement

a phrase you wouldn't want to hear. This applies to phrases like " you're short of a dollar" in a supermarket when buying alcohol.

" waste statement, i have an umbrella at home" when stuck in a rainstorm..

by fah_Kardi January 31, 2014

dirty statement.

dirty statement. A word used by people to define a a snitch who already informed the police by dropping a dirty statement.

"like the strip club was robbed, and as soon as the coppers arrived the manager was quick to make a dirty statement.

by kep john October 30, 2016

Upper Statement

The opposite of an "Under Statement". An over exaggeration.

Karen- "Josh is SOOOO tall!"
Frank- "Actually, Josh is only 4'1", that's an upper statement..."
Karen- "Scoff*"

by Calymonkey April 5, 2017

Neutral Statement

A statement that is free of bias or personal opinion

The bathroom smells is a Neutral Statement

by Heyitsj000 April 27, 2019

thirst statements

When you verbally try to be sexy and mentally turn someone on. Works better on women.

Guy 1: Bro my girl sends me so many thirst traps...I’m lucky. What does your girl do?

Guy 2: She sends me thirst statements.
Guy 1: Lame

by YourePhinestHighness June 24, 2020

errowneous statement

A false claim dat you hadda paddle your boat rather than just using your motor.

Given how unreliable da infamous "Sears Rowback" outboard putt-putt was, I seriously doubt dat there were really all dat many errowneous statements made by said motors' owners.

by QuacksO December 8, 2020