Make my ass squeak

When your ass tightens so much it makes a squirrel like squeak.

“Josh you’re gonna make my ass squeak.”

by anonymous September 21, 2021

squeak of shame

The squeak made by the stall door when entering or exiting the stall to take a dump. The squeak of shame is often avoided by faking a pis.

There was another person in the restroom so Ron faked a pis until they left to avoid the squeak of shame.

by Stall Master April 14, 2010

poop squeak

Like a command from the poop deck that is almost just a squeak. Having no guts and no glory.

His voice was like a squeak because of his fear of the enemy. He was just a poop squeak.

by websteroforegon January 14, 2007

squeak

coolest and best latemodel driver ever in central pa

man did u see squeak racing last night he was fast!!!!

by dirtracin19 December 9, 2008

moonwalk squeak

1. what happens when someone tries to moonwalk with wet and/or brand-new shoes.
2. when someone tries to attempt something cool and fails miserably.

Jeff: Did you see Joe try to do a backflip off of the fence?
Sam: Dude. Total moonwalk squeak

by electromancerOmniscient February 16, 2015

Squeaking the Duck

Used to imply masturbation, in a polite form.

Doug was totally Squeaking the Duck last night in the spare bedroom! Surprised you guys didn't hear it!

Mom walked in on me Squeaking the Duck last night, Lucky i was able to quack it away in time.

by Lushbeard July 12, 2017

Bubble and Squeak

Another way of saying Champagne.

"Let's open a bottle of bubble and squeak!"

by Rekt08 June 29, 2018