sputnic

When a person fluently speaks a language you don't understand to you.

p1 - "onde está o toalete"

p2 - "Huh"

p1 - "onde está o toalete"

p2 - "Stop speaking that fucking Sputnic, I don't get it!"

by Ads CG December 25, 2008

sputeen

A term of pet like affection for another human being .

awe.. le mo sputeen

by mushk March 11, 2009

sputate

Extensive, uncontrollable coughing, verging almost on vomiting, producing a sticky phlegm from deep within the lung and respiratory system which is ejected from the mouth in an inelegant and even offensive manner.

Reggie sputated at the end of the 10 k run and hacked up a lot of disgusting yellow phlegm from deep within his core.

by Reggenheimer September 24, 2009

Sputtering Duncan

Flatulence that makes a rapid diminishing "Sputtering" noise of at least 3 seconds in length.

ya hear that baby ? I call that a "Sputtering Duncan"

by Fro Bones July 17, 2011

sputch

sputch: adj. to throw up in/on someones vagina whilst masterbating.

Boy X : Aww man I was so drunk last night, I the girl I took home ended up with a sputch.
Boy Y : Omg I can't believe u sputched that chick, she'll be fishing chunks out for days.

Girl A : If I had to be a lesbian I'd totally sputch everytime.
Girl B : Let's lez out then, I love hot puke on my cunny!

by gommeroids August 22, 2011

Sputbud

A buddy, bro, friend, or otherwise acquaintance on the website Sputnik Music.

Hey, Sputbuds, this is what I am currently digging.

by t1madpaintballer October 18, 2011

sputatter

A person that spits on you during conversation. To be spat on whilst in conversation with someone.

"Ewwww dude you just sputatted me!"

"You're such a sputatter now that you have braces"

by Carolwarolbarol November 21, 2013