spastic bumhole

A person who is always being silly and will do anything for attention. These people have names like Zach, Johnson,Thomas,Fredric, and Kiara

Oi Kiara, your a spastic bumhole

by Kiara is a bum August 3, 2018

Spastamacunted

Absolutely, unequivocally shitfaced.

Luke: ''Look at Harry- he's so spastamacunted that he's basically become a puddle; I honestly can't tell where he ends and the vomit and semen begins.''

Harry: ''Please, I'm not drunk- I've been raped and have a head injury- I need a doctor''

Luke: ''Classic Harry- always joking around, covered in jizz''

by Anonymous submissions September 24, 2018

Spastiocity

Demonstrating extreme examples of spasticness

That guys incomprehensible explanation seemed like he was suffering spastiocity

by Nuts or crazy October 10, 2018

smost

High af

“I’m so smosted right now”

by ragman February 2, 2020

Spoit

The kind of diet where you don’t add salt to deserts. This is similar to being vegetarian as they don’t eat chicken. However with a spoit, they do not eat salt with their dessert.

I can’t add salt to my crème brûlée because I am on a spoit diet.

by Bmurph January 1, 2021

Shostak

To "Shostak" is to ignore the task you've been paid to do. Named after famed SETI scientist Seth Shostak, who famously ignored the UFOs flying around the earth whilst being paid to look for signs of Alien life

"had my cleaner in the other day but she totally shostaked the dirty floor in the kitchen!"

by enduapsecrecy June 16, 2021

Spastic Cunt

When a person is being a spas and a cunt at the same time

"That guy is such a spastic cunt"
"I know just look at him"

by Spastic Cunt November 24, 2022