Splinker

The near mythical combination of spud-unloading coupled with a timely number two .

Splinker i.e. a simultaneous wank and shit

by Candy Devine July 21, 2008

sproink

When a girl is going down on a dude and the dick pops out and pokes her in the eye.

As I was sucking him off, his dick popped out and sproinked me in the eye!!!

ha ha!!! bitch got sproinked!!!

by Feste444 December 21, 2009

Splonker

A rather rare term used specificly for a person who is really a wanker but actually posses no cock with which to toss off with. Also similar to plonker but rather different as it is actually a reference to a pertruding object centered on someones forehead. Also known as a Townly

Person sitting next to a guy: You know you are a real splonker
That person: Yo who you calling black
Person sitting next to a guy: I didnt say black you jackass i said splonker you retareded anal dwelling but monkey, aka Townley

by Guy in a chair February 10, 2007

Yoinky Sploinky

A word used to describe a genre of dancing.

Going to hit that Yoinky Sploinky.

by thatsploinky April 7, 2022

Yoinky Sploinky

A dab pen

“Ay did you bring your yoinky sploinky?”

“Let me hit that yoinky”

by Ummcheese October 17, 2021

sploint

A large rolled marijuana cigarette

Drew rolled up a wicked sploint

by Mark Ford April 22, 2003

splonking

the real definition of "splonking" is observing caves. Well think of that in the same sense but with a dirty mind. A guy observing or more a girls 'cave' is splonking.

So were you a splonker last night?
Yeah but as i was splonking, her mom walked in, which ended up causing her to sploosh in my face. it was delicious.

by Skooby Snack April 4, 2008