splorfnik

to splorfnik is the action of smacking your hip against a countertop, causing your body immense pain

Ow! I just splorfniked my body

by ur mom x reader September 13, 2021

sploofer

Another term used to describe a vape or nicotine device.

Atticus: Brando pass the sploofer

Brando: gotchu brotha

by Cockgoblin64 November 17, 2021

Spoafe

When a man opens his coitus flap and lets air in. The air will travel to his balls and go out his penis. It is the male version of queefing.

"I Was at dinner and I let out a quick spoafe"

by IIIIEFIUOHEOWIUFHJAIL March 11, 2022

Sploofa

a pretty good warzone player who is 90% homosexual and has the inabillity of procreation with anyone other than bannanabelt.

Sploofa is dog shit

by BannanaBelt May 27, 2022

Sploofed

When a canine (Dog) lays flat on it's stomach and stretches it's arms and legs to the point of no return. It then relaxes it's muscles and goes limp.

Often this act is observed as adorable.

The Dog just sploofed all over the floor Janis, look.
OMG that dog is sploofing.

by NeatoPotato December 14, 2022

Splofing

To ejaculate on one's shoes without show owners knowledge

Jimmy was in her parents bedroom closet splofing while she was in the living room on the couch asleep

by EbolaChola January 8, 2023

sploofy goofy

explaining the most goofy ass act of deviousness

bro this is so sploofy goofy i swear that starved dog can stun lock a high level boss

by funnynikiamongus June 23, 2023