Teriyaki Splinter

Taking a stick or pencil with sharp metal edges, covering with alcohol or teriyaki sauce, giving a stinging sensation.

Damn, when he gave me a teriyaki splinter, I wanted to die.

by Fildodaggins January 30, 2018

Taint Splitter

When you drop a turd that’s so hard, so long and so girthy you feel like your taint is being slowly split in half as the behemoth passes.

From the moans coming from the stall next to mine, I’m pretty that guy was forcing out a taint splitter.

Hey braaaaaahhh I’m really hurting. I just has a taint splitter. Will you do a brooohhh a solid and take a gander at my taint and make sure it’s not bleeding?

I’m going to have to take a laxative. I can’t take anymore taint splitters.

by Eaton Holgoode October 16, 2018

Cock Splitter

You know those FREAKY girls? I don't mean the one's into literal SHIT, but the one's who like blood. Not menstrual blood, but YOUR blood. They will do as the title says, split your cock IN HALF. SHE WILL LITERALLY SPLIT YOUR DICK INTO TWO SEPARATE PIECES

Guy 1: I've finally gotten Angela to go on a date with me!

Guy 2: Hey man, I hate to break it to you, but Angela's a cock splitter *takes off pants*

Guy 1: Shit..

by Local Beaner Ripper April 26, 2019

Masters Splinters

An unfortunate situation in which a large splinter lodges itself in the asscheek tissue of an individual through forced entry.

“Oh my god, That man copped Masters Splinters.”

by Glizzy goblin January 19, 2021

Splittercore

Splittercore is a rapid music genre that is 600-1000 BPM (Beats Per Minute). It’s a music genre that fits in between Speedcore and Extratone. Some artists that make Splittercore songs are Diabarha, Hylna, M1dy, etc. Some Splittercore songs are “New Era” By Diabarha, “Mental Cage” by Diabarha, and “Radioactra Redux” by Hylna. Splittercore is kind of cool.

A troll told Zack, an insomniac friend of his that Splittercore is a calm music genre and thathe should play it when he is trying to fall asleep. Zack played it before going to bed, and he woke up with no ears.

by The speedcore dude February 1, 2021

morning splitter

In males, the early morning piss in which the stream tends to split into at least a couple different directions; in the most extreme cases, this can cause a good bit of piss to end up on the rim of the toilet bowl

Damn this morning splitter. I don't have time to be wipin piss off the rim of the toilet today.

by @$$Y McGee April 13, 2008

head splinter

I don't know what a head splinter is, other than the obvious, but UD should never have approved the previous definition. Everyone knows that a song stuck in one's head is called an ear worm.

Dude 1: Man, I got a head splinter!

Dude 2: Do you want me to get my tweezers?

Dude 1: No, it's a song.

Dude 2: Don't be an idiot, that's called an ear worm!

by Lusty Lioness January 2, 2010