spleef

A rolled marajuana cigarette.
Fictional name for long-time internet gamer.

Let's roll a spleef and smoke like Popeye.

"Cops are fat" -spleef

by spleef May 1, 2003

Spleef

Ya. Me and some friends made this word up back in 1983 or 1984 in Brockton Massachusetts. A spleef is a marijuana joint. We also at the same time made up the word zabe, which was a term referring to a rolling paper. Making up terms and throwing them into the popular lexicon is like throwing shit against the wall, sometimes it sticks, sometimes not. Spleef stuck.

Two other terms we made up during this time referred to a woman's squishy spots. One was cum dumpster and the other was hog garage.

If we had a zabe we could roll a spleef.

by FatdogTavern March 26, 2022

spleege

to ejaculate, jizz, cum,

did you hear? Billy spleeged himself before his pants were even off. Jenny laughed her ass off!

by Shimdaddy May 22, 2003

spleezer

a marijuana cigarette

person a: i like smoking spleezers and eating sandwiches
person a to woman: make me a sandwich bitch!

by sweetboobjuice January 13, 2010

shpleeb

a verb referring to the act of smoking marijuana.

Dude are you trying to shpleeb after this?
After we shpleebed I got the super munchies.

by DaShpleebinGerbla May 13, 2010

spleening

the act of fisting to reach the spleen for sexual gradification from the rush of fresh blood cells

i passed out from spleening last night

by hand in fist June 1, 2013

spleef

The process of ejaculating and farting simultaneously (generally used when referring to males); the male version of a queef.

When Jane was blowing Jimmy, he spleefed in her face. She never spoke to him again.

by inajamm June 24, 2009