slackership

Opposite of a scholarship. Would be awarded to slackers so they could go to college and sleep, party, smoke weed, and do it without wasting their own money.

Only way he is going to college is on a slackership because his pops isn't gonna spring for it.

by K. Clinton May 9, 2008

Spackerbracket

Someone who is not of sound body and/or mind and gets taken advantage of by his peers because of it.

"Ha! I just told Gerald to go and punch Chris in the face and he did it! He's such a spackerbracket!"

by Merrill Womach March 18, 2009

Slacker G2

Devices used by homosexuals to induce long periods of pleasure.

My boyfriend doesn't do it properly in the anal cavity and so I have to resort to a Slacker G2.

by BigDawg2353 February 24, 2009

Slackerjacker

A person who slacks off while jacking off.

That guy is such a slackerjacker.

by General Radec August 7, 2009

slackerocracy

A system of government, such as found in many fast food restaurants, where if one is NOT a slacker, one has no voice and is ostracized.

"My work-ethic and can-do attitude didn't fit in at the Waffle House slackerocracy, and they canned me for doing the right thing."

by Nimrod_Nation August 14, 2012

Slacker From the Boonies

disgusting weirdos

damnnnn you hangin with that Slacker From the Boonies ?

by stackinbands February 23, 2021

Slackerbagging

When you forget to bring your own bags to the store so you have to buy them.

“Where did you get all these bags?”
“I’ve been slackerbagging a LOT recently.”

by Travisaurus July 23, 2021