spanking the plants

when a vegan masturbates

Is that noise your neighbor spanking the plants again?

by TheLemonadeStand June 19, 2021

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spanking crush

a girl pins a guy down on his stomach with her legs around his waist , then pulls down his pants and spanks him hard.

his ass was glowing red when she put him in a spanking crush hold.

by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022

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Spanking day

When it is one's birthday

It's Jack's 20th spanking day today!

by Jack Spank9049 November 28, 2022

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Spanking your Monkey

Spanking your monkey is the act of masturbating and slapping your scrotum simultaneously. One may use this term as a synonym to jerking off or gooning.

After seeing Joe spanking his testes while jerking off, I found out he was spanking his monkey.

Later I confronted him saying "Were you spanking your monkey?"

by GooseInKai April 24, 2024

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spanking the block

“Spanking the block” is when someone’s block or street is being taken over or raided and the oops or oppositions are fighting or shooting at the street/block

KashDami and Suprxmetony were spanking the block

by anonymous June 5, 2024

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