Somaliphobia

Having a dislike or fear of Somalia, and its inhabitants, the Somalis

he exhibited Somaliphobia

by readyforthemoon55 September 5, 2019

Somalian Pirates

The guy who stole your toys

When the government was overthrown and Somalian pirates stole your toys

by Bigga69 September 27, 2019

/somali mod

Fobs that abuse power on a daily basis

this /somali mod keeps abusing perms

by hanadtv August 8, 2023

Horny Somalian

the act of pooping while smoking a bowl

"How was your poop?"
"Bro, that was one horny Somalian."

by JumboPaperclip January 1, 2012

Somali

Noun: Tall, Skinny, Handsome, Intelligent, Mercentile, Fearless people from the Horn of Africa.

Synonyms: Black Hawk Down

Hitler was actually a Somali with vitiligo.

by Hitlers somali bastard son November 20, 2020

Northern Somalian Lobster Slap

This sexual technique is a bastardization of the traditional Somalian Lobster Slap.

During intercourse, one partner grabs a lobster that had been previously concealed somewhere close by and slaps the other person/persons across the face with it.

This technique usually does NOT result in an orgasm for anyone but the lobster.

Rubber bands on the claws are optional.

man 1: "man, i was with this fox last night and she told me she has a difficult time reaching orgasm."

man 2: "don't use the Northern Somalian Lobster Slap! it doesn't work! and if you do, make sure to use rubber bands on the claws. my wife made that mistake. once."

man 2 points to where his left ear used to be.

by feldpar February 18, 2009

Somalia'd

To completely fuck up and/or take over such as the Somalian pirates do in their part of the world. Coined by the omnipotent "Mr. Wolf".

Lettuce: We shall Somalia the shit out of that raft.
*Somalia is completed*
Lettuce: We have Somalia'd their raft.
Pickle: Babaloy!!!

by Senor_Lobo July 24, 2011