Salty MacDougal

Giving a guy a blow job in the ocean

I totally gave Jeff a Salty MacDougal while we were at the beach the other day.

by 104 girls April 3, 2008

Soltero Slider

When you make an "OK" sign with your middle, ring and little finger pointing away from you, you then act like you are jerking off, this is to say that it is ok to jerk off like this because its like someone else is doing it.

Jose is the king of the Soltero Slider. He does it so much that he actually thinks someone else is doing it.

by Herf69 October 13, 2008

salty peter

unwashed or sweaty cock

'That's a sour look on her face"
"Guess the husband fed her a salty peter last night."

by serbiarules November 28, 2012

salty brain

Another name for a skilled surfer, used mainly on the Pacific Northwest coast. Someone who likes to surf a lot. An avid surfer.

"Hey man, you see that salty brain out there? He's shredding that 15 footer"

"Josh is a serious salty brain, he catches huge sets everyday"
"You gotta be one salty brain to try Mavericks"

by Spartacus on the coast December 15, 2016

salty bake sale

Picking up a hooker after a long night of tricks and then going down on her.

I'm gonna pass on breakfast, I just went out in the alley an had a salty bake sale so I'm set.

by Trader1933 January 19, 2017

Salty Bateson

Used to describe someone who has been caused to be upset or angered

''Someone's eaten all the biscuits, I didn't get any, bloody reggins''
''Ooh, Salty Bateson''

by Reggin75 September 30, 2017

Salty Soup

1. Put all human excretions in a bowl, this includes semen, feces, ear wax, blood (menstrual or other), tears/sweat, female ejaculate, spit, vomit, and any other excretion of your choice.

2. When completed add salt and put on stove top to heat up
3. Using a turkey baster inject this liquid into your partners anus and while you eat him/her out you slurp the juice out and enjoy.

My asshole burns from last night with Dante, he gave me a salty soup.

by You're_welcome:) August 17, 2019