Silence of the Spams

The long silence you hear when you answer your phone, thinking it is likely a work call, before the spammer actually clicks onto the call to sell you something you don't want or need.

Phone rings.

I answer.
Me: "Hello."
Silence
Me: Hello?
Silence
Silence
Spammer: "Hello, is this Ms. (mispronounces my name)? How are you today?"
I hang up.

Co-worker: "Who was that?"
Me: "It was the Silence of the Spams."

by hmcdesq December 6, 2022

Vodka Silencer

An intoxicated shhser. A consumer of spirits; usually of massive quantities, and generally intolerable of others, especially noisy movie goers, who makes others shut up.

A Vodka Silencer is the drunk guy in the theater who shhses people who are making noise or breathing, opening candy rappers, changing their ring tones, texting, laughing, ect. disturbing other movie goers, but most importantly disturbing himself.

by Alcoholic Movieman March 1, 2010

Stony Silence

A silence, usually after an argument or fight.

"I really just wish you would leave me alone!" Bella cried.
I felt awkward, and looked away. The tension grew in the back seat as we sat there in Stony Silence.

by WORDSOFENCORAGEMENT June 14, 2021

Female silence

When a female is silent after you ask a question means a yes

Me. An I cute
Her. "Female silence"

by Krampus513 April 17, 2022

Breaking The Silence

People are uncomfortable with the fact that; "18-20 Veterans continue to take their own lives in the USA on a daily basis." No one want to talk about it. It's kept quite. While so many Veterans fight their own "Silent War" here at home trying to get their due benefits and or disability compensation while simply trying to readjust back into society.

We are Breaking The Silence in the Silent War that our US Military Veterans are still fighting right here at home...

by The G.R.I.P. Master February 28, 2023

1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect

i love 1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect it's a very good video

1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect is a good video i recommend

by the blu ever!!! January 5, 2023

awkward silence

what you hear when u tell your girlfreind your gay....

When i finally told her, there was this weird awkward silence

by Johnny Hush September 1, 2008