Siberian Snowblind

A dude masturbates into a container. The container with the cum is then mixed with vodka (tasting optional). The cum-vodka is then tossed into the dude's eyes.

Recommended as a birth control option.

As the meaning of "Siberian Snowblind" dawned on him, Alvie felt relieved that he kept his glasses on. Never again would he agree to sex moves he'd hadn't heard of.

by Deus Sex Machina PH March 12, 2015

Canadian Snowplow

The act of respectably filling a woman's vagina with President's Choice whipped cream and proceeding to penetrate her, clearing out the majority of the whipped cream.

Hey buddy, do you want to head down to Tim's for a Double-Double?

Definately guy. Just give me a few minutes, eh. I have to give my consenting girlfriend a Canadian Snowplow first.

by The Saxy Hammer December 20, 2013

snowblower

A term for someone who does cocaine. see cokehead orsnowman.

That guy keeps sniffing, he must be a snowblower.

by Blind_assassin September 27, 2005

snowboard

sport that skiers wish the could do

wow that guy with the snowboard beat up that skier with his own poles.

by ride4life August 16, 2003

Norwegian Snowglobe

When you blow into a girl's mouth then shake her head around like a globe.

Susie was all dizzy after I gave her a Norwegian Snowglobe.

by Fuckyeah May 20, 2006

Snowblow

The act of executing oral sex with ice cubes located in the cavity lying at the upper end of the alimentary canal.

The promiscuous female lifeform enacted a snowblow on I.


Note: snowblow is not osculating your mate after injecting a load of semen into his/her mouth, imbeciles. That would be called a snowball.

by Klaus January 15, 2004

Snowglobed

A prank where you put glitter or fake snowflakes in the heater or AC of someone's car, thus on a cold or hot day their car turns into a snowglobe.

Man 1: "Why is there so much glitter in your car?"
Man 2: "One of my buddies snowglobed me last night."
Man 1: "That guy is a genius!"

by MattMcGee December 20, 2010