honey sneeze

(noun) A sneeze that smells/tastes of honey. A strange phenomenon shared by a lucky few. Honey sneezers can be found on the internet and the condition is yet unexplained...

Dave: Oh, I just had a honey sneeze!
Bob: WTF?!?
Dave: You know, a sneeze that smelt like honey...?
Bob: WTF?!? Piss off Dave.
John: Wow, dave, are you a honey sneezer too!!!

by Tilfrie January 12, 2009

government sneeze

Mistake made by the government.

"Nixon's watergate scandal is a well known government sneeze."

by Jay A April 22, 2003

chunder-sneeze

when one is out with friends drinking and your alcoholic beverage goes down the wrong way, giving you that watery mouth making you feel like you are going to be sick. The feeling subsides and then an urge to sneeze comes. The upwards pressure of the sneeze causes you to chunder over yourself leaving you with a startled look not knowing what just happened

did you just cunder-sneeze?
what just happened? I think you just chunder-sneezed
Remember when (insert name) chunder-sneezed last night?lol

by rigasourous July 21, 2011

Sneeze-up

When you're in a lying down or almost lying down position, and are forced to do a sit up by a sneeze.

I could barely fall asleep last night; my roomie in the top bunk was doing sneeze-ups.

How am I supposed to fall asleep if i can't stop doing sneeze-ups?

by Nana707 April 13, 2009

Dick Sneezing

The process of blowing your load into a tissue.

"Hey man you have any plans tonight?"

"Yeah I was planning on watching some porn and Dick Sneezing. You?"

"...What?"

by WiseBeyondMyYears September 19, 2019

Zuccerberg sneeze

A sex move wherin one person wraps their lips around the other person's nose, followed by the second person sneezing into the first person's mouth. The first person then sucks the dick of the second person with the snot still in their mouth

My girlfriend wanted to give me a zuccerberg sneeze

by Homiesexuality March 20, 2018

sneezely jeezers

Something you should say instead of 'bless you' when someone sneezes.

Person: *sneezes*
Me: Sneezely jeezers!!
Person: wtf ok

by I did this in the middle of cl February 11, 2019